Let’s Give Texas Back to Mexico

Please note, this post contains material that is politically incorrect

by Kenneth L. Warner

Texas became independent from Mexico in 1836. It was annexed by the United States and became a state in 1845. It seceded from the U.S. in 1861, returned to the fold in 1865 and has been nothing but trouble ever since.

Frankly, I’m sick and tired of waking up every morning to hear NPR talk about yet another maniacal abomination against humanity by white men in Texas.

I’m sick of their antiquated stance on gun control while our children continue to be assassinated.

I’m sick of their assault on basic voting rights and their consequent destruction of democracy.

I’m sick of their inhuman border wall and the cost of patrolling it with guns, planes and weaponry all to keep out people escaping from the most horrible conditions imaginable.

But mostly, I’m sick of their latest assault on women and the annihilation of abortion rights. The very thought that this bunch of cold-hearted rednecks can pass a law that essentially overturns Roe v. Wade and sets this nation’s standard of treatment of women back to the stone age, turns my stomach.

In their rush to re-gain power over their women, these guys apparently forgot that the other half of pregnancy is a male who is equally responsible for the outcome. Just imagine how much chance the new law would have had if they added a clause that any guy guilty of impregnating a woman who chooses an abortion should immediately go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Just rot in jail.

The reality is that a female Texan has about as many rights as an Afghan girl in Kabul.

These Texas white guys make the Taliban’s policy toward woman seem like they’re grasping them with the open arms of an angel.

With the withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan, we got a lot of Afghan women out of harm’s way, maybe now we should think about saving the women of Texas.

Our heroic military just evacuated 150,000 people from Afghanistan in just 4 weeks under incredibly difficult circumstances. How about we just set up an airlift out of Dallas-Fort Worth Airport and get the women out of there before it’s too late.

There are approximately 13.5 million females in Texas. With enough C70 Aircraft to fly round the clock for the next 120 days, we could get them all to safety by the end of December.

With that hurdle overcome, we could then just de-annex the state and return it to Mexico where we took if from in the first place, admit our imperialistic mistake, apologize for 150 years of ruling their country, and be done with it.

Problem solved. With the women all safely evacuated, the men there can just go F_ _ _ themselves, which is exactly what they deserve.